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One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On
>> the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I
>> thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
>>
>> On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six
>> old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
>> This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to
>> the manager.
>>
>> "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
>> "Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard
>> sale."
>>